Sometimes, all you can do is admit that something...
Just breathe, and walk away.
Things to put sriracha sauce on
You run track, right? So that’s like Nascar… but with people?– Me
Sorry, I'm funny.
Me: Did you here about Adele?
Him: What about my girl?
Me: She got arrested!
Him: WHAT?! I'm googling it right now!
Me: I know it's cray.
Him: What'd she do?!?!?!
Me: Arson. She set fire to the rain.
I just took a burrito induced nap.
How are you supposed to measure time with the man you want to spend the rest of...– Susan Walker
"Maryland will join 7 states and the District in...
shesaidthings: The Senate passed the measure by a vote of 25-22 Thursday night, and Gov. Martin O’Malley has vowed to sign it into law. -The Washington Post
I have no idea about anything, ever...
… And I’m tired of it, so I’m going to change it.
lorianneschmorianne asked: Whereeeeeee do you live now?
I love napping.
Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...– Kyoko Escamilla (via girlinlondon)
Remember that time I was a nude model for art...
I think it’s time to introduce GVSU to the glory that is my schlong. Get ready, midwest.
Party Party Party.
I wish that I had been the person who I am now...
I know that things wouldn’t be different now, but I’d be better equipped to handle this.